...on the grounds that I do not know the answer.
~Geroge Bernard Shaw
The questions continue and the answers continue to be missing. I challenge any one of you to give me your best kid question and I guarantee there is a 50% chance I recently had to look up the answer.
What remains to be unanswered will be asked again until A) I know the right answer or B) I lie. Lie to a 6 year old child does not sound so great does it...hmm how about "Circumstantial Creative Answering" (or CCA) Wow, I have a new mom power...sounds important even. I mean how many of you out there know "what letter you thought the word "frog" started with when you were in pre-k?" she knows her answer so it means I must deliver an answer to her. I don't even remember if I went to pre-k, let alone if I knew how to spell the word "frog" incorrectly. Ahhhh, I use my new "CCA" power and bang... my answer is "Z". Yes, I thought frog began with the letter "Z" when I was in pre-k. This power instantly gives me 2 minutes of question-less peace and does not even sound like a lie. I now feel prepared for that "favorite color of mine at age 6" question when it boomerangs back.
So I will go easy on you tonight as this may end up being a regular post on her blog...not mine...called "Pajama Girl wants to know"
Tonight feel free to ponder "if you like fish eggs?" "what makes thunder?" "what does a duck leave on the sidewalk?" "do monkeys eat banana pizza?" "who thought to make the first paper plate?" "why when we drop food it is dirty but we grow food in dirt?" "what if it never got dark out?" "who taught you to swim?" "why do people have different belly buttons?" And last but not least...cow question boomeranged back to a chicken question so I ask you all "can a chicken sometimes have two heads?"
my dear friends and family...I do not even want to know this much!